The forums are extended gutters and the gutters are full of scum and when the drains finally flood over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and ignorance will foam up about their waists and all the whores and trolls will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'
Originally from Watchmen but tweaked a bit.
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